The Definite Article

4/21 Show: The End of Radio!

There comes a time in every movement when it's obvious to all involved that the end has come. This show is at that point. Today, we consider ourselves the luckiest men and woman on the face of the earth.

Tune in live via this weblink, or come back to this site to download the show later tonight. Here's the rundown for the show:

Opening Rite
Introductions
Shilling for the Official Weblog at http://thebeautifulpeople.org
Introducing the Bon Appetit Featured Song of The Moment: A Playlist Requirement!

The News
Kiss my Ash!
BAFSOTM: A Playshelf Requirement!

The Popular Culture
We're with CoCo
BAFSOTM: A Playshelf Requirement!

The Weekly Top 10: Don't Get Caught
BAFSOTM: A Playshelf Requirement!

Pulse of The Cool: Priesthood Ordinations
Better Living Through Radio: Summer Goals
That Sucks!: The End of Radio
BAFSOTM: A Playshelf Requirement!

Closing Rite
Shilling for the Summer Hiatus
Signoff

4/7: The Penultimate Show!

Sometimes it seems like the best material is the stuff that doesn't make it through the FCC censors. Today's show is proof-positive of that! Fortunately for you, we'll bring you the highlights from the Pre-Show Party, pre-digested into a 60-minute snack we're calling "The Definite Article Radio Program".

Tune in live via this weblink, or come back to this site to download the show later tonight. Here's the rundown for the show:

Opening Rite
Introductions
Making fun of Max
Shilling for the Official Weblog at http://thebeautifulpeople.org
Introducing the Bon Appetit Featured Artiste of The Week: Jonathan Coulton!

The Popular Culture
Our Stories: Updates on what we're watching
BAFAOTW: Jonathan Coulton!

The Weekly Top 10: Winding Down Edition
BAFAOTW: Jonathan Coulton!

Pulse of The Cool: Meating Friday
That Sucks!: Just One More Show!
BAFAOTW: Jonathan Coulton!

Closing Rite
Shilling for the Pre-Show Party at Table 12 in the Commons on 4/21
Shilling for the 4/21 Show: The Final Show!
Signoff

3/24 Show: Whatever, Wilby, Wilby

If you weren't at the Pre-Show Party today in The Commons, you missed a barnburner of a meal filled with giggles, laffs, and chortles. Fortunately for you, we've decided to distill the best material from lunch into a 60-minute cornucopia of comedy, a cavalcade of chuckles, a snootful of snorts.

Tune in live via this weblink, or come back to this site to download the show later tonight. Here's the rundown for the show:

Opening Rite
Introductions
Shilling for the Official Weblog
Introducing the Bon Appetit Featured Song of The Week: Under Pressure!

The News
The sun, it's sooooo bright!
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

The Popular Culture
Trivia: It's not just for the pubs anymore
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

The Weekly Top 10: Health Care Reform
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

Pulse of The Cool: Life Highlight Reels
That Sucks!: Being So Darn Busy
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

Closing Rite
Shilling for the Pre-Show Party at Table 12 in the Commons
Signoff

3/17 Show: Faith & Begorrah!

Yet another short intro: listen to this week's show live via the internets!

Here's the rundown for this week's St. Patrick's Day show:

The Opening Rite
Introductions
Shilling for the Official Weblog at http://thebeautifulpeople.org
Greetings to The Beautiful People, our official fan club
Meeting the Columbia Boulevard Treatment Plant Featured Artist of the Week: Gaelic Storm!

The News
Time Change!
CBTPFAOTW: Gaelic Storm!

Producer Christina's Top Ten
Ways to celebrate St. Patrick's Day
CBTPFAOTW: Gaelic Storm!

The Pulse of The Cool: Soccer Hooligans
That Still Sucks!: Earthquakes
CBTPFAOTW: Gaelic Storm!

The Closing Rite
Shilling for the Pre-Show Party at Table 12 in The Commons
Signoff