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3/24 Show: Whatever, Wilby, Wilby

If you weren't at the Pre-Show Party today in The Commons, you missed a barnburner of a meal filled with giggles, laffs, and chortles. Fortunately for you, we've decided to distill the best material from lunch into a 60-minute cornucopia of comedy, a cavalcade of chuckles, a snootful of snorts.

Tune in live via this weblink, or come back to this site to download the show later tonight. Here's the rundown for the show:

Opening Rite
Introductions
Shilling for the Official Weblog
Introducing the Bon Appetit Featured Song of The Week: Under Pressure!

The News
The sun, it's sooooo bright!
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

The Popular Culture
Trivia: It's not just for the pubs anymore
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

The Weekly Top 10: Health Care Reform
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

Pulse of The Cool: Life Highlight Reels
That Sucks!: Being So Darn Busy
BAFSOTW: Under Pressure!

Closing Rite
Shilling for the Pre-Show Party at Table 12 in the Commons
Signoff

3/17 Show: Faith & Begorrah!

Yet another short intro: listen to this week's show live via the internets!

Here's the rundown for this week's St. Patrick's Day show:

The Opening Rite
Introductions
Shilling for the Official Weblog at http://thebeautifulpeople.org
Greetings to The Beautiful People, our official fan club
Meeting the Columbia Boulevard Treatment Plant Featured Artist of the Week: Gaelic Storm!

The News
Time Change!
CBTPFAOTW: Gaelic Storm!

Producer Christina's Top Ten
Ways to celebrate St. Patrick's Day
CBTPFAOTW: Gaelic Storm!

The Pulse of The Cool: Soccer Hooligans
That Still Sucks!: Earthquakes
CBTPFAOTW: Gaelic Storm!

The Closing Rite
Shilling for the Pre-Show Party at Table 12 in The Commons
Signoff

03/10/2010: A Message of Hope

Max and Ken, in the midst of Spring Break, recorded this special message to get you through. This is the sort of thing that we do for the Beautiful People, out of love for you. See you live in-studio next week!

Download the Message of Hope (mp3, 1.6MB, 1min47sec).

03/03/2010 Show: What Did We Learn?

Here's the link to this week's broadcast: tda20100303.mp3 (37 minutes long, 8.5 megabytes)

Today's show was a hoot-and-a-half. With topics ranging from speculation on what celebrities ought to do when transporting 67 puppies, to ridiculing Producer Christina for her ignorance of Groundhog's Day's true meaning, there's something for everyone. Even the FCC would've been proud of the crew this week!

3/3 Show: Rockin' in the USA!

The crew is back in Studio 3B for the last show before Spring Break, and we hope you'll join us for the fun!

Tune in live via MP3 stream at kdup.up.edu

Here's the rundown for this week's show:

Opening Rite
Introductions
Shout-out to The Beautiful People
Introducing the How Can Be Lounge Featured Artist of the Week: Queen!

The News
Millions of puppies, puppies for me
HCBLFATOW: Queen!

The Sports
Vancouver 2010: Signed, Sealed, Delivered
HCBLFATOW: Queen!

The Top 10: Signs of Spring
HCBLFAOTW: Queen!

Pulse of the Cool: Bubb Rubb & Lil' Sis
That Sucks!: Violent Earth Movement
HCBLFAOTW: Queen!

Closing Rite
Spring Break: See you at the Table 12 Pre-Show Party on St. Patrick's Day!
Signoff